Alien Tea Shoppe

 I watch some channels on Youtube.  Spooky stuff, unsolved things, etc.  I found Scary Interesting & Chilling Scares , but my older sister found Modtricca, What Lurks Beneath,  & Slapped Ham , which I call the Spooky Pig Channel.  Anyway.   There are others, but that's not important.  Like she'll watch MorgueOfficial or some Canadian lady who is a remote viewer ( Elizabeth April ?) & I watch Townsends , where he's like Wallace Shawns goofy cousin, but who talks about cooking & life in the 18th century.  If you close your eyes, he sounds like him.  Ya know, "Inconceivable!!" from The Princess Bride . I won't watch those two channels she has, because I think they are hokey as fuck.  But she fell asleep once & woke up to the 18th century guy & said he was interesting.  Which he is!  Even recently when I said that I was going to get rid of some channels I added, she became concerned, "But not the lit...

 I find humans to be so strange.  While I'm fine that my views don't really seem to match theirs (or correctly?), it's how we simply can't wrap our heads around each other that I find impossible to understand. Lil' Small & I were watching The Witches of Eastwick the other night.  I'd seen it as a kid & let me tell you I did not get any of the sexual references then (or the words of pussy , dick , or fuck ).  Anyways, there were scenes I did remember like him cursing them while playing their video of their fears on twelve hundred televisions, or them playing tennis, or him being cursed throughout the town.   It came to the part where they no longer want him around.  They just ignore him.  I said, "Man, that's just wrong, they did him wrong...." Lil' Small laughed & said, "You'll always side with The Devil won't you?!" Well... maybe not always, but in this instance, yes. So, they conjured him.  They invited him. ...